Why I suck at relationships
Me: I'm going to sleep. I'm tired.
Him: No, don't go to sleep! Who else will I talk to?!?
Me: I said I was going to sleep I didn't say I was dying...jesus.
getoffmybloghoe: My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
rainbownova: make a chat system give alerts when someone answers your ask REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT search multiple tags at once MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU,...
Anonymous asked: Black,Green,Blue,Yellow... Please
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Anonymous asked: grey. teal.
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
vocaroo: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
princessfroakie: hatoful-boxcars: using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about strategic gaming at its best
staticsrecyclebin: I’ve done it I’ve created the perfect hentai creature
noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
couturierer: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
underneathesestairs: So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
julietspencers: fetuses do not think they do not “scream out” when they are aborted they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion they aren’t “sad” when you abort them they do not “realize what is happening” And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts